worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”


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amerikkkanpie:

Hate those nights when ya dick just like nah bruh you ain’t sleeping tonight


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I think about fucking you way too much

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